Hinesy, Hinesy
I've learned my lesson Mabel, I'll never be jealous again
You stick to that now
Absolutely

That's easier said than done.
I can do it
I knew it
But lets take an example, just for fun

Picture this, you're waiting three hours for her to come hime from a date
There I am, I'm three hours for her to come hime from a date
Here she comes, her lipstick is smeared and she can't seem to walk very straight
Hines: Here she comes, her lipstick is smeared and she can't seem to walk very straight
Then she drops a bottle of rye, not batting an eye says a train wreck made her late
"Well, Hinesy, what would you do then?"

I would trust her, I would trust her
By George, I swear I would trust her
No I'll never be jealous again

Nice work, Hinesy
I know what I'm doing Mabel
Now lets take another example

Picture this, you've nothing to do so you drop in to chat for awhile
There I am, With nothing to do so you drop in to chat for awhile
Somethings up, the windows is open and Gladys is forcing a smile
Somethings up, the window is open and Gladys is forcing a smile
Then you see, a hat and a tie and pair of socks in a nice neat little pile
"Well, Hinesy"

I woud trust her, I would trust her
By George I swear I would trust her
Oh I'll never be jealous
I'll never never never never never
Never never never never be jealous again
"That's it Hinesy you're practically cured"

There will be no more nightmares to sleep through
No more key holes to peep through
No more bushes to creep through
That's my plan
Well now that you're a new man

Picture this, you go to your sweeties apartment you borrow the key
There I am, I go to my sweeties apartment, I borrow the key
There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze
There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze
Then, to boot, she tells you she was in the arms of a cousin who was back from over seas
A cousin who was back from over seas, do you expect me to bel...
"Hinesy"

I would trust her, I would trust her
By George I swear, I would trust her
No I'll never be jealous
I'll never never never never never
Never never never never never
Never never never never never
Never be jealous again
"Good".
